bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

thebigbadfox:

Sexuality is fluid

you are permitted a maximum of one 3.4 oz (100 ml) bottle of sexuality per passenger, all bottles must be carried inside a ziplock bag and placed in a bin for inspection prior to boarding the aircraft

rosalindfranklins:

agendr:

i just got macbeth and macklemore mixed up in my head

when i was in the third grade, i thought that i was fated to be king bc some witches told me so

julieraven:

the-ginger-imp:

slowlydieingontheinside:

some of my favorite Disney cospalys

oh my god the fourth one’s wig looks better than the actual face character’s

NO. UP. NO. MY HEART.

nagisatomoes:

by あくつみ

lokiel-fallen-god:

dreamberks:

wynonnerz:

dreamberks:

Inspired by this

Why is DreamWorks in this Disney post?

Because it’s not just about Disney?

obviously this isn’t a ‘Disney post’

ltlexay:

penis-hilton:

givemeinternet:

The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

the last one was an orgasm

dat pattern

ltlexay:

penis-hilton:

givemeinternet:

The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

the last one was an orgasm

dat pattern

slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

bellecs:

This is literally a Tumblr classroom.

Bonus!

sewbergamzee:

tuucker:

when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life

image

Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams.